Dylan. 23. Brisbane, Australia.
I'm annoying and I try too hard to be funny. I am faking my way through a writing degree and masking my extreme fear of failure with a deluge of bad puns.
I'm also the Hazelnoots Guy.
Lizzie is finally watching Ugly Betty and it makes me so happy bc this show is really important to me and I know how much she’ll love it YAY UGLY BETTY
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You should also talk about Sam Wilson too. Did you know that gap teeth was thought to mean that someone was particularly lustful?
Oh my god
you know clint barton loves katy perry, right
Anonymous said: you're a beautiful fairy princess and i love you so much
Anonymous said: do you know who else wants to talk about steve's everything? phil.
Phil Coulson going door-to-door with home made pamphlets and asking people if they’ve heard the good news about our saviour.
Anonymous said: Honestly, you are probably one of the funniest guys on Tumblr and should receive a medal. You're also at least an 8/10 even in your pj's. You have strong moral's and always push through every milestone and move onto the next one. I'm just gonna post this on anon because I can, but even though life might be tough right now, it will always get better. Idk, I just thought you could use a compliment after seeing your blog.
talk shit (about fran drescher) get hit (by a car, preferably)