like sorry, maybe my reaction to that “”“”capslock”“”” post was a little strong, but tumblr’s obsession with shitty crossovers makes me want to set myself on fucking fire xo
If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
YES THIS SHIP.
I LIKE IT.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
this is the worst post i have ever seen
i just realised that diana agron looks a helluva lot more like idina menzel than lea michele does
because all penises are unnerving combinations of menacing and pathetic
"I don’t have time to set it up, I have to go to uni."
i will not be held accountable for things i said an hour ago
hi my name’s dylan and when i see maggots i get the urge to clean for five hours straight and now it’s three in the morning
I’m going to keep spraying Glen 20 until the kitchen is clean or I suffocate
omg a fly got into our house and laid maggots in our downstairs toilet and i threw up in our sink and almost passed out
I keep having to stop every two minutes bc I’m just constantly on the verge of doing exactly that, but I can’t just leave it overnight cos I know I’ll never get to sleep if I don’t get rid of them this is hell.
i want to clean the kitchen but i found maggots in the bin and i really really (REALLY [REALLY]) don’t like maggots and now I can’t go into the kitchen without freaking out/crying a bit.