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Dylan. 23. Brisbane, Australia.
Cis. He/him pronouns.
In theory, I'm a writing student.
In practice, I'm a wanker.
I like my PopTarts cold, my memes sick, and my homosexuals hairy.
Just saw the headline “Actor Isaiah Washington ‘lost everything’ after calling a gay castmate ‘faggot’” and i’m laugh
Girl in Dymocks calling Humbert Humbert’s relationship with Lolita “so beautiful and tragic”
nail care and decoration become popular for men, but they struggle to masculise the word for it and have to ask women to start calling theirs a ‘womanicure’
I don’t really feel incomplete anymore, and that feels great to know that I can be fulfilled on my own, but holy crap some cuddling would be good lately.
I’ve mixed a mug of Tension Tamer with a sachet of Lemsip and it looks like the urine of someone dying of old age, but it tastes so dang good
"The dog can die in Metal Gear Solid V"
fuck it, i’m out. i’m not having another fucking fable ii on my hands here
I bought the most fabulously little shorts yesterday omg I love summer
i am going to try and become a summer person this year just so i can wear shorts
i already have a dreamworld/whitewater world 1-year pass, so i might as well take advantage