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Dylan. 23. Brisbane, Australia.

I'm annoying and I try too hard to be funny. I am faking my way through a writing degree and masking my extreme fear of failure with a deluge of bad puns.

I'm also the Hazelnoots Guy.





wlliamlecter:

tomithejellyfish:

redunderwear:

gentlemanbones:

d0cpr0fess0r:

c-pluto-chan:

aizen-the-god:

shapeshiftingenvy:

awkwardcatthingofquotev:

fandombound-creepypasta:

ask-sebastian-the-demon-butler:

//ok I wasn’t going to re blog any of this yahoo shit but fuck man! What the hell is this? These assholes honestly think they can just do this? I honestly just feel like posting and re-blogging every single thing I can find having to do with a fandom.

((WHATHOLY HELL THIS IS NOT OKAY))

Wait, what? Is this real? ._.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAHOO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WILL PERSONNALLY STAB OUT ALL OF YOUR FUCKING EYES AND EAT YOU SOULS IF YOU EVEN TOUCH THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR IS MY HOME THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!
THIS IS EQUIVALENT TO BREAKING INTO OUR HOUSES AND STEALING BURNING AND BREAKING EVERYTHING THAT IS NEAR AND DEAR TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS W SHOULD HAVE YOU ALL EXECUTED!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU ASSHOLES

*Rubs eyes with thumb and forefinger*
*Takes deep, pained breath*
*Rereads comments*
*Lets out long sigh*



im laughign so much
this post is so great im just
thank you tumblr

the dumbest fandom

jesus god bless this fucking site. god bless you people. just

wlliamlecter:

tomithejellyfish:

redunderwear:

gentlemanbones:

d0cpr0fess0r:

c-pluto-chan:

aizen-the-god:

shapeshiftingenvy:

awkwardcatthingofquotev:

fandombound-creepypasta:

ask-sebastian-the-demon-butler:

//ok I wasn’t going to re blog any of this yahoo shit but fuck man! What the hell is this? These assholes honestly think they can just do this? I honestly just feel like posting and re-blogging every single thing I can find having to do with a fandom.

((WHAT
HOLY HELL THIS IS NOT OKAY))

Wait, what? Is this real? ._.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAHOO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WILL PERSONNALLY STAB OUT ALL OF YOUR FUCKING EYES AND EAT YOU SOULS IF YOU EVEN TOUCH THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR IS MY HOME THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!

THIS IS EQUIVALENT TO BREAKING INTO OUR HOUSES AND STEALING BURNING AND BREAKING EVERYTHING THAT IS NEAR AND DEAR TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS W SHOULD HAVE YOU ALL EXECUTED!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU ASSHOLES

*Rubs eyes with thumb and forefinger*

*Takes deep, pained breath*

*Rereads comments*

*Lets out long sigh*

im laughign so much

this post is so great im just

thank you tumblr

the dumbest fandom

jesus god bless this fucking site. god bless you people. just

(via penelopegarcla)

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    Fuck you yahoo! (And my opinion is valid because it rhymed!)
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  10. foo-exe reblogged this from zanareid and added:
    Totally XDWe just open new ones
  11. zanareid reblogged this from foo-exe and added:
    ofc it’s a joke„ that was established a while ago? Like they could possibly stop the fandom bloggers eHUE
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    Yeah sorry but this is bullshit. They aren’t shutting down anything.
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    SAY WHAT!!!!….wait…MY TUMBLRS ARENT FANDOM BLOG SAHAHHAHAHAH wait NO KIRBY REIZY!
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