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Dylan. 23. Brisbane, Australia.

I'm annoying and I try too hard to be funny. I am faking my way through a writing degree and masking my extreme fear of failure with a deluge of bad puns.

I'm also the Hazelnoots Guy.





awkwardcatthingofquotev:

das-uberchicken:

scarvenrot:

bolto:

wtf… did anyone else get this email??

I got it too…

wtf is this shit

Please tell me this isn’t real.

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    No, this email is fake, since when David Karp got changed from being a CEO of Tumblr?
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